life
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OH, WHAT JOY AND WHAT SUPRISE, WHEN I OPEN UP MY EYES TO SEE MY HIPPO HERO STANDING THERE! A few nights ago, I had a dream that I sat down to write with this bowl- you-over genius idea. Everything in the dream felt just like real life. I was fired up to nerd out
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BUT I’VE WANDERED MUCH FURTHER TODAY THAN I SHOULD AND I CANT SEEM TO FIND MY WAY BACK TO THE WOOD. Kenny Loggins is that dude. Before I start down this path, I swear, this site is not going to be blog after blog about Yacht Rock and Yacht Soul. Yes, I talk about them
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FUCK THE WORLD AND DON’T ASK ME FOR SHIT. This is one of those days when I wish my office building had a School Store. Fully stocked and hidden in a spare closet with a half-door just like the one from 4th grade. And it’d be a day when I’d have a few ones in
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“EVEN IN JEANS, HE’S A GOD-SENT ORIGINAL, THE MAN OF MY DREAMS.” -PEPA With no exaggeration, I know I can spend this entire day’s post writing about the masterpiece of man that I am dating. Just now, before getting up for the laptop to document it, I was overtaken by just how attractive he was.
Not Your Average Damsel 